- America & Canada: Hey dad
- England: Yes?
- France: Yes?
- Finland: Yes?
- Sweden: Yes?
- Netherlands: Yes?
- Spain: Yes?
- Norway: Yes?
- America & Canada: *Nervous sweating*
Imagine Germania and Rome in the afterlife arguing over whose kids are gayer.
"I mean, Romano is obviously fucking Spain!"
"Ha! But have you seen the way Germany looks at Italy?"
"Italy took one look at your hunk of a grandchild and said ‘Damn Germany’s hotter than Zac Efron’ True story.”
"Rome, I have Prussia. Prussia.”
A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human actually.”
This has been done before, I’m sure.